Marcepan as MaxJoiner

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1 year 3 months ago - 1 year 3 months ago #5015 by Gyuri_HUN
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Everyone knows him, he's already our memeber been a while, nice guy! No more words...

Marcepan as MaxJoiner ?

From me: YES
Last Edit: 1 year 3 months ago by Gyuri_HUN.
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1 year 3 months ago #5016 by Hellblazer
Hellblazer replied the topic: Marcepan as MaxJoiner
Yeah, he deserve it :) . He plays practically everyday, just like me when I'm on vacations :lol: .
He's a real SH, so let's give him a chance ;) .
It's a non-gay-Yes :silly: .
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1 year 3 months ago #5017 by i99
i99 replied the topic: Marcepan as MaxJoiner
I too vote yes :)
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1 year 3 months ago #5018 by Verdammt!!!
Verdammt!!! replied the topic: Marcepan as MaxJoiner
Marce is my team partner. Noone can stop us when we on the same team :lol:

Just my humble opinion: he deserves to be MJ :)

"I've been a lucky man in life, nothing was easy for me."
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1 year 3 months ago - 1 year 3 months ago #5023 by Marcepan
Marcepan replied the topic: Marcepan as MaxJoiner
Ok....

<takes the Dagger Of Noobness and cuts his hand - blood is the oath. After that gets a "SUSPECT'S HEAVEN FOREVER" tatoo on the... you know where...>

"SH for life niggaz!" (not that oath...? sorry...)

I need gay-yeses as well! Especially when V calls me his partner!


Actually, wtf does maxjoiner mean ? :D
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1 year 3 months ago #5024 by Hellblazer
Hellblazer replied the topic: Marcepan as MaxJoiner
Hahahahahahahhahahaha :lol: :lol: :lol: .

As Max Joiner, you can:
a) Use a password to join server even if it's full (the player with the highest ping will get kicked to make room for you).
b) Get 25% discount in every Pizza Hutt.
c) Join our monthly orgies in the SH Mansion.
d) Use the SHmobile TXT-7000 Deluxe Edition if nobody else is using it.
e) Get a basket of fruits every Christmas, and a chocolate* cake on your birthday (*The flavor can vary).
f) Have VIP access in concerts and similar special events.
g) You don't have to make line in cinemas or restaurants.
For more details, please check "The Suspect's Heaven Sacred Book of Wisdom - Updated Edition (With Pictures)". Be extra careful with it, that book has been passed from generation to generation since 1821.

(Yeah, just follow "a)" :silly: ).
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1 year 3 months ago #5025 by Verdammt!!!
Verdammt!!! replied the topic: Marcepan as MaxJoiner
Loooool! Imagine the benefits of being SA hahahahaha.

Hell, how long did you take to make up all these things? You took the post very seriously xD

"I've been a lucky man in life, nothing was easy for me."
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1 year 3 months ago - 1 year 3 months ago #5026 by Hellblazer
Hellblazer replied the topic: Marcepan as MaxJoiner
Hahahahah xD .
Uhm, I honestly didn't noticed about the time. Maybe 15 or 20 minutes :silly: .
I always take SH very seriously :P .
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1 year 3 months ago - 1 year 3 months ago #5027 by Hellblazer
Hellblazer replied the topic: Marcepan as MaxJoiner
The benefits of being SA:
(All the MJ benefits are already included).
a) You can kick, ban, take weapons, mute, get into server even if it's full, check IPs and countries, change names, balance teams, get into spec mode instead of being kicked, make special rounds.
b) The discount in Pizza Hutt is 50%.
c) In Christmas, you get a basket of fruit, plus candies, chips, and cookies. In your birthday, the cake will be giant and will have a stripper inside.
d) In concerts, you can get backstage access, to personally meet the celebrity and take pictures with him / her.
e) You will get a customised massage chair for your workplace or house.
f) You will get a special sticker to put on your car, so police won't give you tickets / fines / mulcts.
g) Invitations to premiun cinemas that shows movies weeks before their official release (deleted scenes included).
h) Unlimited internet in your phone.
i) Complete health care of the highest quality.
j) Access to first class in every airline.
k) A free mug with your SWAT 4 nickname.
l) Access to private luxury boxes in arenas and stadiums.
m) You can have one of the next celebrities as priest in your wedding (if avalaible): Morgan Freeman, Patrick Stewart, Ian McKellen, Anthony Hopkins.
n) You will get a commemorative ring of your favorite color with the SH logo (like the super bowl rings).
o) Receive New Year in a private party on a luxury yacht, with many Hollywood celebrities invited.

Yeah, I need a girlfriend :silly: .
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1 year 3 months ago #5028 by Sunny
Sunny replied the topic: Marcepan as MaxJoiner
these apply only for boys ??? :blink: i never heard about them .. :P


From me yes too, we need another girl in da team :P :lol:
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